Tuesday, 26 May 2009
First Loose Tooth!
Thursday, 14 May 2009
"The Chocolate Express"
Monday, 11 May 2009
WARNING: Do not Read If Sensitive to Bird Violence
UPDATE:
Many of you have been asking lately about our infamous tapping bird (see April 23 post), so here's the latest: NO, we have not gotten rid of that %&#@ bird YET! In fact, I watched him just this morning, tap his little beak, take two steps or so to the side, tap again and repeat until he had tapped across the width of the entire window. There have been several mornings where he (notice I assume he is a male) has either woken myself or Abby and Sammy. He comes at the same time every morning (around 6:30am or 7am) and he also taps various other times of the day. My mind has been working around-the-clock devising ways to get rid of the tiny pecking nuisance. I have come up with a plan in which I could set up a system that would administer a series of electric shocks (the strength of which would be according to my mood that day) to the bird every time he comes in for a tap and a peek. However, the only drawback to that is that I do not have a ladder that is tall enough to reach the window ledge above our front door to install such a system. So my alternative plan is to hire our FBI friend to bring over his guns and shoot the bird DEAD. We are getting together with him this weekend so I will inform him of his duty then. I have become quite violent as you can tell because this bird has now been annoying us for more than four weeks. If you have any other suggestions, I would greatly appreciate them. However, keep in mind that he is tapping on the window high above our front door in which the only way to reach is by a very tall ladder (that we do not have). I will keep you all posted as to the bird's fate.
Many of you have been asking lately about our infamous tapping bird (see April 23 post), so here's the latest: NO, we have not gotten rid of that %&#@ bird YET! In fact, I watched him just this morning, tap his little beak, take two steps or so to the side, tap again and repeat until he had tapped across the width of the entire window. There have been several mornings where he (notice I assume he is a male) has either woken myself or Abby and Sammy. He comes at the same time every morning (around 6:30am or 7am) and he also taps various other times of the day. My mind has been working around-the-clock devising ways to get rid of the tiny pecking nuisance. I have come up with a plan in which I could set up a system that would administer a series of electric shocks (the strength of which would be according to my mood that day) to the bird every time he comes in for a tap and a peek. However, the only drawback to that is that I do not have a ladder that is tall enough to reach the window ledge above our front door to install such a system. So my alternative plan is to hire our FBI friend to bring over his guns and shoot the bird DEAD. We are getting together with him this weekend so I will inform him of his duty then. I have become quite violent as you can tell because this bird has now been annoying us for more than four weeks. If you have any other suggestions, I would greatly appreciate them. However, keep in mind that he is tapping on the window high above our front door in which the only way to reach is by a very tall ladder (that we do not have). I will keep you all posted as to the bird's fate.
Friday, 8 May 2009
Why Must I Suffer More Than Anyone?

Some friends from London informed (taunted, teased, tormented and tortured) me today that they were going to see PATRICK STEWART (my all-time favorite actor) and Ian McKellen in "Waiting for Godot" in London's West End. I love Patrick Stewart or the man you may know as Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek Generations. In fact, the best Christmas I ever had was when Charles "gave me Jean-Luc." We saw Patrick Stewart LIVE in his very own show in the West End performing every character of Charles Dickens' "Christmas Carol." He had the entire thing memorized and went from character to character without a moment's hesitation! Now if you aren't a fan of Star Trek, that's one thing, but you can't tell me that's not talent! Anyway, I think I am going to go into deep depression now. Why must we live in Chicago, a place where Jean-Luc has rarely, if ever performed? I guess I should just start up a collection to get me to London ASAP! Or perhaps I will just take my frustration out on that dang bird that is STILL tapping/pecking at our windows and pooping all over our front step!!! (If you don't know what I am talking about see my post from April 23).
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Potty-Time Friends
Sammy was sitting on the toilet today and then after finishing her "business" went to flush, when she saw herself in the shiny toilet handle and began this conversation:
"Hi, what's your name?"
"My name is Sammy."
"I just gonna flush now and then I need to wash hands."
"Bye" (smile).
She also talks to herself in the mirror while washing her hands. She is very friendly!
Also after she got off the toilet, I noticed a pile of popcorn kernels on the floor in front of the toilet. I told her we needed to throw those away. She furrowed her brow and said, "no mama, we have to plant them." "You are going to plant them outside," I replied. "Outside? or maybe inside," was her answer. I don't think she considered "planting" them outside....
"Hi, what's your name?"
"My name is Sammy."
"I just gonna flush now and then I need to wash hands."
"Bye" (smile).
She also talks to herself in the mirror while washing her hands. She is very friendly!
Also after she got off the toilet, I noticed a pile of popcorn kernels on the floor in front of the toilet. I told her we needed to throw those away. She furrowed her brow and said, "no mama, we have to plant them." "You are going to plant them outside," I replied. "Outside? or maybe inside," was her answer. I don't think she considered "planting" them outside....
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